If you need an excuse to stay home from school, stay home from work, get out of a doctor appointment, check the list of absent notes on this website and you'll have everyone laughing and in stitches. If you enjoy a good laugh, check out funnyabsentnotes.com and see the crazy, funny school jokes, real excuses from parents to get kids out of class, funny doctor stories and jokes. Tell all the teachers, doctors, dentists you know to come to funnyabsentnotes.com and tell their funny school teacher joke, fake doctor excuse joke, fake get out of work joke so others can get a good laugh. Do you have a funny school prank, funny school quote, funny school joke, funny school excuse to stay home, frunny school teacher joke or any other school excuse you want to share? Looking for a funny excuse to use as a school joke? Need an excuse for missing school? Looking for teacher humor or fake doctor excuses or absent notes? Check us out. Don't want to go to work and you need a doctor excuse from work? Don't waste your time going to the doctor. Go to www.funnyabsentnotes.com and copy down some of the fake doctor notes. Have you ever read some of the funny notes teachers put on the internet about absence notes that they've gotten from students? You wouldn't believe some of the funny absent notes teachers get. You can read actuall notes given to teachers online and see how funny real excuse notes can be. Just go to funnyabsentnotes.com and laugh yourself silly when you read the funny notes teachers really got from students. School teachers get funny absence notes from parents all the time. If you're a school teacher, you can go to funnyabsentnotes.com and post your funny school note stores for others to read. If you like to pass jokes along to your friends, you can find funny school pranks, funny school quotes, funny school jokes, school excuses, funny teacher quotes, funny teacher jokes and funny school teacher jokes on our site. Have you ever called to cancel a doctor appointment and given a fake doctor excuse? Did you call your doctor to get an excuse to stay home from work or school excuse and it turned out to be a funny situation? For the best collection of absent notes, fake excuse notes, fake doctor excuses, funny school jokes, school excuses, funny school teacher jokes and more, go to www.funnyabsentjokes.com. If you need an excuse to stay home from school, stay home from work, get out of a doctor appointment, check the list of absent notes on this website and you'll have everyone laughing and in stitches.

doctor excuse note, funny school excuses, embarassing absent notes, fake doctor excuse, school note, humor web site, school jokes, teacher notes, absent note, funny teacher joke, funny absence note, embarassing joke, funny school joke, excuse for missing school, excuse for missing work, funny excuses, school excuse notes, funny absent notes collection, fake excuse note, teacher humor, doctor excuse from work, embarrasing joke, funny school prank doctor excuse note available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

doctor excuse note, funny school joke, humor web site, parent joke, funny teacher joke, fake doctor note, doctor excuse, funny school quote, funny teacher quote, funny excuses, doctor excuse from work, fake doctor excuse, school teacher joke, embarrasing joke, funny excuse notes from teachers, school excuse, doctor note, teacher humor, funny school prank, fun humor, doctor excuse note, school note, excuse for missing school, funny school prank, fake doctor note, actual excuse notes, fake doctor excuse, embarassing joke, doctor note, funny school quote, teacher notes, funny excuse notes from teachers, fun humor, funny excuses, embarrasing joke, school teacher joke, fake excuse note, doctor excuse from school, funny teacher quote, teacher humor, funny school joke, funny excuse, doctor excuse note, humor web site, real excuse note, excuse for missing work, work humor, doctor excuse note, real excuse note, embarassing joke, school excuse, excuse for missing school, school note, funny school excuses, teacher humor, doctor excuse note, school jokes, work humor, doctor joke, funny teacher joke, funny excuse notes from teachers, doctor excuse, actual excuse notes, embarassing absent notes, funny absent notes collection, fun humor, funny school quote, doctor excuse note, real excuse note, doctor excuse for work, teacher notes, embarassing joke, humor web site, embarassing absent notes, fake doctor note, school note, excuse for missing work, doctor joke, funny excuse, funny absence note, work humor, school jokes, fake doctor excuse, teacher humor, actual excuse notes, doctor excuse, funny excuse notes from teachers, fake excuse note, funny excuses, school teacher joke, doctor excuse from school, school excuse notes, funny school excuses, teacher joke, funny absent note, doctor humor, doctor excuse note, excuse for missing school, funny excuses, funny excuse, school jokes, school teacher joke, teacher notes, doctor humor, absence note, fake excuse note, real excuse note, school note, fun humor, embarrasing joke, teacher humor, doctor excuse, embarassing absent notes, humor web site, embarassing joke, excuse for missing work, funny teacher quote, work humor, funny school prank, school excuse notes, funny note, funny absent note, funny excuse notes from teachers, funny school quote, doctor excuse for work, actual excuse notes, doctor note, doctor excuse from school, teacher joke, funny teacher joke, school excuse, absent note, fake doctor excuse, doctor excuse from work, fake doctor note, funny absent notes collection, funny school excuses, parent joke, funny school joke, funny absence note, doctor excuse note, absent note, doctor excuse, doctor excuse from school, doctor note, excuse for missing work, funny teacher joke, doctor excuse note, school excuse notes, doctor excuse from school, excuse for missing work, funny absent notes collection, funny excuses, real excuse note, actual excuse notes, doctor excuse note, school excuse notes, fake doctor excuse, doctor note, humor web site, excuse for missing school, funny absent notes collection, funny excuses, funny teacher quote, excuse for missing work, school jokes, school excuse, doctor humor, fake doctor note, doctor excuse note, doctor excuse note available at funnyabsentnotes.com by clicking above.

Reciprocal Links: doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note doctor excuse note

We want to house the largest number of funny absent notes. They are hard to find and with so many teachers out there, we are sure there are some real doozies. They are so hard to find. Reading them is clean, innocent fun. Why do we want them all? We won't win some sort of absent note prize, we just think they are funny and we want to see them as much as you do.

We hope you enjoy the list we have and it will grow as people add to them.

The absent notes

michelle will not be

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.


Please excuse my daughter´s absence. She had her periodicals.

My son is under a doctor´s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.



Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.


Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.


Sally won´t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don´t know what size she wear.


Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


Please excuse Raul from school yesterday. He had a stomach egg.

Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.


My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn´t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.


Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.


Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.